Welcome to Nope
Welcome to Nope!
This will (I think) become a weekly (or daily based on people who cheese me off something fierce) where I just straight up “Nope” someone/thing/story/etc.
Here’s an example from Twitter1 Evergreen Nope’er Tucker Carlson w/a soupçon of Evergreen Not Today Motherfucker JD Vance:
As you can see these things2 write themselves.
Here’s another one for my Iowa locals - a perenial favorite conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer/masker hails from suburban Illinois and spends no time in his district dingbat Jeff Shipley.
Shipley is as complex in today’s dispatch from Not So Fast Moron! as he is in all his Twitter fever dreams. There is a primary, secondary and as a bonus tertiary of WTF presented here:
Can you spot them? If so why not drop a comment below?
Thanks and stay tuned for the next episode of Nope! that could drop at literally any moment.
Twitter will probably be a steady source of Nope! news FYI
You know shit like anti-gay bigotry, scuzzy white douchebag menfolk, etc.