Dressed for the job I want not the job I have
Bifocals
Angry (generally) with the brow lines to prove it
Shoes - shined
Jowels joweling
Hat - on point, a bit big and snugly hiding my bad hairdo (hair-don’t am i right?)
Pockets: stuffed with
Fisherman’s Friend (s)
Balled up Kleenex and yellowed hankies
Cat treats
Apartment keys,…
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