Garbage Farts for sure: NYTimes "vows"

Garbage Farts, Cocktail Shrimps

“Girl fuck you”

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The New York Times “Vows” section is today’s recipient of my first Garbage Fart because I only started the Garbage Farts Cocktail Shrimps Gen X Feminist Bouquets and Brickbats today. Otherwise they would get the Golden Garbage Fart Award in several categories:

• Tone deafness

• Shitty headline bullshittery

• “Reaching out to Trump Voters”

• Navel gazing

• David Brooks

• Waiting until the day after the election to finally print the word “LIE” and “TRUMP” in a headline about what has been nonstop lying since Trump was a housing discrimination enthusiast racist in the 1970s

• ETC

But no today it is the Vows section:

100 per cent with you —- WTF you flying assholes?

Why give it the NYTimes spotlight? Because Garbage Farts. I rest my case.