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Garbage Farts for sure: NYTimes "vows"

Garbage Farts, Cocktail Shrimps

Andy Kopsa
Dec 28, 2020
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“Girl fuck you”



The New York Times “Vows” section is today’s recipient of my first Garbage Fart because I only started the Garbage Farts Cocktail Shrimps Gen X Feminist Bouquets and Brickbats today. Otherwise they would get the Golden Garbage Fart Award in several categories:

  • Tone deafness

  • Shitty headline bullshittery

  • “Reaching out to Trump Voters”

  • Navel gazing

  • David Brooks

  • Waiting until the day after the election to finally print the word “LIE” and “TRUMP” in a headline about what has been nonstop lying since Trump was a housing discrimination enthusiast racist in the 1970s

  • ETC

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But no today it is the Vows section:

100 per cent with you —- WTF you flying assholes?

Why give it the NYTimes spotlight? Because Garbage Farts. I rest my case.

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