All kidding aside

Let’s say a man is running against a woman for the presidency of the United States.

One person will be forced out of the race because public opinion will cause grave concern regarding this person’s health.

The man is not healthy. In fact he is very unhealthy. He eats deep fried pork pies on a stick, uses lard for dip, he cannot walk down a hallway without collapsing into a fainting couch placed exactly there because it happens all the …